Code of unEthics
Code of UnEthics, Green team 2007
- We shall not wear safety glasses in lab—except when staff is watching. Also, we shall wear open toed-shoes in lab.
- We shall steal other groups’ tools.
- We shall ‘get her done’ but if unable we shall punt it off onto unsuspecting team members.
- We shall only act like jack-asses when absolutely necessary.
- We shall make at least one joke about Baldy (professor Wallace) at the beginning of every meeting.
- We shall settle all conflicts through mud-wrestling.
- We shall forever wish we were the "other" team in the class.
- We shall be sarcastic and make most decisions arbitrarily (no one will ever know).
- We shall be forthcoming in explaining other people’s shortcomings to them.
- We shall use the team site as a storehouse for illegal media pirating.
- We shall have all important meetings at the Thirsty.
- We shall use our budget on team “spirits.”
- What happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas.