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In Lecture 3 on Brainstorming and Innovation, we had the class write captions for the following cartoon. We believe that there is a strong relationship between the ability to produce humor and the ability to innovate. The following are the student captions. We have bolded the staff favorites.
i think we need to reexamine our new child sized sauna line you thought your meetings were long what is this??? a coffee table for ants!? it must be at least 3 times this big friday, 9am toy lab we might need more coffee... apparently there really are two sizes larger than grande i think we need more sugar got coffee? medium sized coffee in the USA, cerca 2042 i hope this isn't a two cup meeting they obviously didn't sleep do those come with big spoons? the only formula towards a successful morning meeting we are what we drink i know we're cutting costs around here, but that doesn't mean you can only order small coffees company budget meeting, hour 240 people drinking coffee that's the last time we send goliath on a coffee run don't touch the coffee it's poison! suzy tried lowering her coffeine intake with a slightly smaller cup hey guys, 3 am is a horrible time for meetings mad hatter's tea party work: everyone gets through it somehow the executives realized their role was much smaller than they thought we need to schedule later meetings i wanted to make sure no one fell asleep this meeting, so i took the liberty of supplying everyone with a cup of caffiene [drawing of a snail] note to class: i mentioned that in order for something to be funny you must make a connection to make the incongruity congruent. sometimes there is no connection and when you realize this, then you have made a meta-incongruity congruent, thus also funny. it looks like they all have coffee execpt for the one guy with the tea bag out of the mug the need for caffiene at the company meetings progressed so far that holding the meeting iteself became impossible caffiene: helping everyone pay attention in meetings since before recorded history folgers board room group trip to the bathroom in 15 minutes anyone? so about compensating for our lack of innovation... mr. humphry, write a letter to HR and let them know in the new office we should get the large tables the function of meetings, coffee in, coffee out big ideas require big cups of coffee a new approach to surviving those early morning (9-12 lab) meetings the board agreed that starbucks had gone too far when their extra-super-humongous-gigantacially massive coffess arived a snapshot of a starbucks marketing meeting for those who need more caffiene for work buisnessman discussing boring things that aren't fun no more coffee breaks! the think tank isn't filled with water anymore meeTea-ing well that's a lot of coffee please pass the coffee well, now that we have the important business aside... has anyone done any work recently you should see how big our bathrooms are... this is the only way we can stay awake during these meetings not everyone's cup of tea oh boy, they certainly don't make these mugs large enough to have to sit through another one of these board meeting the biggest "T" gives the table the most torque a nice cup of coffee in the morning to get you through the day i need to go to the bathroom caffeine: the mother of invention pretty soon we'll be 2 parts caffiene and one part human i don't know what this meetings about, but it's gunna be a looong night choose your way of caffination? you did ask for a venti, right? coffee really is this important i think these new coffee machines will do the job you know i'm still tired we have so much coffee and still no ideas that's one late night! need more bagels a big cup of joe will not accomplish anything the 8 colleages stare at the daunting idea of a late night of brainstorming and thinking ahead of them come on people. it's time for the 20 minute coffee break. then back to work. we need a bestseller caffeine my cup is too big! i ordered a triple mocha latte, not a mocha latte triple! monday: wish we had a bigger head start on our project it is a hard night ahead of us. bring out the supersized coffee what ever happened to our water cooler? big tea party don't have enough to drink? at DJ's we always have enough for you he said we needed to upscale what's on the table buries what's in there for real do you think we have enough coffee? if you drink enough of it, you will eventually like it boys... we've been mugged.
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