frat-boy: Hi, what's up? Got any beer left? you: na, I'm outta beer. frat-boy: Dude, I'm out of beer. That sucks. you: what should we do? frat-boy: Should we go pick up some brew? you: Ya, I'm down with gatting a case of bud frat-boy: mmmm, that's some good brew! I want more... you: so, let's go to the store frat-boy: Is the quick -e- mart open? We need beer!! you: I don't know. We're gonna get mad drunk! frat-boy: I was sooo drunk last night!! you: ya, I saw you, you were wasted frat-boy: I drank at least 15 beers. I didn't boot, though. you: that's good, booting is bad frat-boy: How much did you drink? you: I drank like 15 beers frat-boy: Were you wasted last night? you: oh, definitely, trashed as a mothafucker frat-boy: I want to get wasted again tonight. you: I'm down. Let' frat-boy: Got any beer? you: NO, we need to get more frat-boy: Can I copy your problem set? you: I dunno, they're pretty strict in that class frat-boy: That class really sucks! you: ya, it does. frat-boy: It's a good thing we have a bible. you: Definitely, did anyone else do the problem set? frat-boy: Did you do the problem set? you: no, I didn't do it frat-boy: Can I copy it? you: I don't have it, man! frat-boy: Come on, dude. Please? you: you're an idiot, let's go get some beer frat-boy: None of that light beer crap!! you: ya, I agree frat-boy: What's your favorite brew? you: I like bud, cheap and clean frat-boy: Do you have any pot? you: no, I cashed my stash of weed last night frat-boy: Did you see Bobby's new bong? you: No, it is in Bobby's room? frat-boy: Bobby was so wasted last night! you: Ya, bobby is a crazy cat frat-boy: He booted all over the pool table. you: You're kidding? I hope he cleans it up frat-boy: I hope he cleans it up. you: ya, you love playing pool frat-boy: Did you see Bobby boot on the pool table? you: no, man, you just told me about it frat-boy: It's too bad, I love playing pool. you: yes you do frat-boy: Did you see Bobby blow chunks last night? you: no frat-boy: Have you seen my baseball cap? you: no what color is your baseball cap? frat-boy: Have you seen my baseball cap? you: what color? frat-boy: I lost it last night. you: where did you lose it? frat-boy: I was too drunk to notice where I lost it. you: oh, that sucks, it was a nice hat frat-boy: I love that hat. you: ya, it was cool frat-boy: Check out that dork!! you: what dork? Where? frat-boy: Let's go kill those dorks! you: ya, I hate 'em frat-boy: I kicked some nerd's ass last night. you: who? Which nerd? frat-boy: It was really fun! you: I bet. frat-boy: Whenever any of those dorks try to talk to me, I beat 'em up. you: that's cool frat-boy: Are there any chicks around? you: No, but there were some fine chicks last night frat-boy: I almost got laid last night! you: why almost? frat-boy: why almost? Her friends pulled her away, damn them! you: ya, I hate it when chicks have their friends around. frat-boy: That honey was soo fine! you: that's cool, you should have gotten laid frat-boy: I'm gonna get jiggy with that girl. you: ya, try again sometime frat-boy: Those Sigma Sigma chicks will screw anyone! you: ya, sorority chicks are the best frat-boy: I wish there were chicks around right now. you: so di I frat-boy: I'm gonna get laid tonight, I have to! you: what chick? frat-boy: I'm gonna get laid tonight, I have to! you: well, let's find some tonight frat-boy: TOGA!! TOGA!! you: we throwing a toga party? frat-boy: Let's throw a TOGA party!! you: when ? frat-boy: Chicks dig guys in togas. you: ya, toga parties are the bomb frat-boy: Do you remember last year's toga party? you: no, I was too wasted frat-boy: I want to get wasted again tonight. you: fuck ya! let's get on it frat-boy: Do you have any Gold Bond? you: Gold Bond? frat-boy: Go get the Gold Bond. you: uhh, I don't know frat-boy: We're gonna bond tonight! you: I guess, how we gonna bond? frat-boy: You don't know what frat boys do with Gold Bond? you: not really... frat-boy: Let's just say that you've never felt that kind of fire in those kind of places ever before. you: ok... frat-boy: Got any beer? you: no man, we gotta get some frat-boy: Can I copy your problem set? you: no. Hey, let's get a keg frat-boy: Dude, let's get a keg for tonight! you: I'm down frat-boy: Chicks dig guys who can do long keg stands. you: chicks dig guys who can do long anything frat-boy: I'm gonna get laid tonight, I have to! you: ya dude, the keg will get us laid frat-boy: I love kegs, they're so much cheaper than cans. you: you bet, definitely better than hard alcohol frat-boy: Beer is my game, but we gotta have hard alcohol for the chicks! you: definitely frat-boy: Ya man, put chicks and hard alcohol together, and you have one easy girl! you: and then you get laid frat-boy: Where's the house supply of condoms? you: I dunno, man, you having sex tonight? frat-boy: Yo, my favorite is doggy-style. you: that's cool... frat-boy: Did you see Bobby blow chunks last night? you: no man, where is Bobby? frat-boy: Bobby is a great kid. you: ya, he's awesome frat-boy: Have you seen my baseball cap?