"Hey guys, before you go set up, I got a few more things to say.
When we get to the entrance Neil goes in first, then Sam, Hisham, Layal and me. We are going to continue the dive in that order, so stay in your position.  When you start feeling kinda woozy, check yourselves. I don't want anyone's narcosis getting out of hand. Please guys, I know it's a lot of fun to be all tipsy from that nitrogen down there, but if it's too much you can do really dumb stuff. Just do simple math or something to make sure you are still alert.
This dive is deeper than any of you has gone before, and deeper than you should go now."

Why the hell is Neil doing this? The guy and his damn ego problem. Idiot.

"Don't forget to check your air all the time. Stay focused. We're going to get out and head straight up. If you feel claustrophobic, let me know, ok?
Eighty bars is reserve. Once you hit eighty bars of air, you let either me or Neil know. This is not a joke. I don't want anyone's ego getting in the way here.
You let us know, we abort the dive. That's enough air for you guys to make it to the surface with the decompression stop, plus some extra.
Guys, don't ever hold your breathe, ok? Especially on the way up. Remember all that gas expands on the way up stuff and how if you don't give it a way out your lungs won't be happy?"

Sam looks like he's gonna faint or something. Better lay off the danger stuff.

"Ok, let's go. You are gonna love this. Gear up and hit the water."

Neil, you moron. Angela, look happy. Don't wanna worry them. Big smile :)