somewhere in the U.S., midnight

pen *click* And now we return to the Life of Brian on Comedy Central's Millenium of Python marathon.

"Always look on the bright side of life. *whistles* Always look on the bright side of life. *whistles*
If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps. Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright side of *fssssssssssssss*"

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*click* Damn cable's out again. Someday I'm going to get a satellite.

Hmm...damn roaches, they're everywhere.

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11:50pm 11:55pm midnight "you're the real thing - even better than the real thing - child."