"No problems Sir. The men have almost reached the river, but with luck they won't have to do a river crossing."

And I bet you're disappointed. Don't worry, you're still my vote for Most Sadistic Officer-in-Charge. Yes, go on to torment some other Lieutenant. Good luck to them.

I've got my men to worry about, and a lone instructor hoofing it through primary forest. And they've got to meet up in one location. And sustain an acceptable skirmish. And finish the job in one hour. I'm driving in mud, blindfolded.