holyoke center shopping arcade, 5.55pm

brody 
...Sooner or later, you have to leave the bathroom. Heh. So I'm back over by the chess guys, still with a bit of rush in me. I start looking over this one guy's shoulder. "Knight to Queen 4, checkmate". Brody, you fucking idiot, don't talk to random people, they might call the cops. But it's OK, he turns around, thanks me for the tip. Finishes the other guy off, too. Heh. He turns around to talk to me. Boy, oh boy, is this a day for surprises...it's Prof Waxman from Introductory Set Theory back in the day at Hahvahd...
jae-lin 
...I'm so sorry, guys, I didn't mean to say those things.... C'mon, I was only KIDDING! Can't you guys take a joke?...