"Hey Stan, you're not going to believe this."
"What?"
"Something actually happended in this town!  There's a kid stuck up on the top of the steel mill.  You know, that big tower?"
"How'd you come across that?"
"Listning to the scanner."
"See, I told you that this 'Roving News' idea was a good one."
"The jury's still out on that one, but I'm on my way over to the mill right now."