"Stan, you won't believe this!"
"What now, Jerry?"
"I'm listning to this scanner, right, and this couple are having a conversation about whip cream and sex!  Like I shouldn't be hearing this stuff, right?  It's like, personal, right?  But there it is on the little radio!"
"Anything else on the kid up the tower story?"
"Well, the father just showed up, and he and the mom are talking to the kid through a megahorn.  Looks like the kid might come down."
"Hm.  Well, at least..."
"Wait, shhh.  Hold on...  Get this:  the woman who was on the phone with her husband said she just saw a jewelry heist over on Oak street.  This sounds hot!  I'll get back to you."