"Stan, you are not going to believe my luck!"
"Do I want to know?"
"You bet you do.  I just filmed a high speed police chase down Old Fordge Road!  Two cops were chasing this old beat up car, and then a third cut it off, and the old car just flipped.  And the guy inside looked to be okay.  And I got it all on film."
"Hello ratings!"
"By the way, know what happened to the kid?"
"Yeah, apparently he came down by himself after both his parents were there.  They're divorced.  Kind of like an odd version of that Disney movies."
"But they don't pull in the ratings like this will!"