Dr. Bruce Banner


James Bond

"What, no small talk? No chit-chat? You know, that's the problem these days.
No one bothers to take the time to give a really sinister interrogation."
-GoldenEye

Ah... what a satisfying assignment! Sun, water, beautiful women, politics, espionage, beautiful women, adventure, near death situations, beautiful women... It's all quite invigorating. Yes, you're always happiest when you can mix business with pleasure. The buisness is buisness as usual, save people, build weapons, find important video tapes... with one notable exception. You are instructed to kill Bolov Kornchehks.

You've been waiting for this for quite a long time. He's been a thorn in your side for many years. Too many. You'll enjoy killing him and proving once and for all that you, James Bond, are the better spy. British Intellegence has always vyed with the KGB, and somehow this was personified in the bodies of you and Bolov Kornchehks. Your commander has informed you that Kornchehks has become too dangerous to let live any longer. He shall be aboard the Lusitania II and you are to dispose of him.

You are also to build a device capable of creating a static shield around Great Britian. This will confuse the navagational systems of any airborn weapon launched at the United Kingdom into falling safely into the ocean. To build the weapon, you must have a Capacitance Inverter, a Space Transmogrifier, three red RTIs, and three blue RTIs. You have a few of these items, but you must find the rest. With all the spies on the ship, the technology must be here and if you do not act quickly, your chance will be lost.

Besides that, there is a defecting SWORD agent who has important information for British Intelligence. SWORD is the international organization out to take over the world for their leader, WARLOCK. This SWORD agent has a video tape which contains the identity of WARLOCK. If British Intelligence is able to get this first, it will bring fame and honor to all of Great Britain, as well as a great bargaining chip in the UN. The codephrase he's supposed to give is "It looks like a delightful day for a swim. Care to join?" to which the counterphrase is, "No, the approaching storm makes swimming dangerous." You are to wait for the first part of the codephrase and then to reply with the second half. You are then to offer the agent sanctuary and protect him from the SWORD assassins who are sure to be around. You are also to make sure the tape is the real one and to protect it with your life.

Your most likely suspect for the SWORD agent is the bartender, Ralph Hinkley. Firstly, he is clearly not a bartender, as he stirred your martini even after you requested it be shaken, and didn't seem to know what the difference was between the two. Secondly, you checked with the home office and their database indicates that there is no American named Ralph Hinkley fitting that description. That proved that he's relatively inexperienced at espionage, which the SWORD agent is likely to be. Finally, and most tellingly, the person you're looking for is almost always the bartender.

He hasn't given you the codephrase yet, though you're expecting it any time now. You were concerned that he had been killed when the ship caught on fire, but you were relieved to spot him in a lifeboat with a lovely young woman. You got in the same lifeboat as your suspect, along with two other men and a woman, and cast off, the flaming, sinking ship making a lovely backdrop. Yes, it really has been quite a remarkable assignment!

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