MatdaBully: ha ha ha! i just took your lunch and ate it. now i'm going to beat you up in front of all these people in the cafeteria if you don't gimme your money! gimme it! You say: no, go away! MatdaBully: whut? whut? now you either do what i told you to do or say ^i'm a dork^. otherwise i'm gonna beat the crap outta you. You say: no, you're mean! MatdaBully: say it! say ^i'm a dork^...i can make you say it. you better say it or i'll beat you up! You say: i'm a dork MatdaBully: haha made you say it! ok now you're my friend. wanna play something or watch a movie? let's play!!! You say: no, I want to watch a movie MatdaBully: ok fine looks like i can't bully you. wanna go watch a movie? or go play something? yeah, let's play something! You say: you have add MatdaBully: i know what that is! you don't have to tell me. it's the opposite of subtract. hey i've got a test for you. you can the subtraction test or the ark test. it's to tell whether you're stupid or not. come on pick one! it'll be fun. promise. You say: ok, the ark test MatdaBully: Ok here's the Ark question. when he began to take animals and bring them onboard did Moses bring them in singles or in pairs? You say: it was noah, not moses! MatdaBully: oh alright. you win. looks like i can't fool you kiddo. You say: pairs MatdaBully: hehe i fooled you. it was Noah who took the animals into the ark! what a tree stump! hahaha. woohoo! You say: I'm gonna tell my dad! MatdaBully: ha ha ha you puny little wimp. you gonna do what i tell you to do or you wanna fight? You say: lets fight looser! MatdaBully: uh you gotta pay me a dollar first. i'm not gonna exert myself for nuttin. now gimme the money! You say: no, I don't have any money! MatdaBully: uh i SAID you wanna play or go watch a movie? don't make me bully you again. You say: you didn't say that MatdaBully: look man you're really starting to get on my nerves...but lemme try and be nice again. would you like to go watch a movie? or play something? let's play!! You say: play! MatdaBully: you wanna play? aight. uh let's play knock knock jokes. knock knock! You say: who's there? MatdaBully: boo You say: boo who? MatdaBully: boo hoo? don't cry. you're not that ugly! hahaha. You say: you're not ugly MatdaBully: you know what? fuggedit. say ^i'm stoopid^. say it now! say it before i bash your head in! You say: i'm stoopid MatdaBully: hehee. made you say it! made you say it! ok now you're my friend...let's play a game to see if you're really stupid as you already said you are. want to play the Subtraction test or the Pill test? You say: subtraction test MatdaBully: Ok here it is. if there are three apples and you take away two how many do you have? You say: two! MatdaBully: um ok. maybe you're not so dumb. but try taking one of these. it's harder, promise. you want the Ark test or the Weight test? You say: weight test! MatdaBully: ok answer this. which weighs more a pound of feathers or a pound of gold? You say: weight test! MatdaBully: come on man the question is which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of gold? You say: the same! MatdaBully: doh. ok you got it. darn. wait how bout this. try the subtraction test or the pill test. come on pick one... You say: pill test! MatdaBully: ok here it is. a doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. how many MINUTES would the pills last? You say: 30 MatdaBully: doh! i hate repeating myself. listen up! see a doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. how many MINUTES would the pills last? You say: thirty MatdaBully: look man you're not listening to ME! i'm getting pissed again... You say: MatdaBully: you're starting to get on my nerves man. You say: ok, they last thirty minutes MatdaBully: ok good. now you're my friend. now, you wanna play or go watch a movie? You say: bye dude MatdaBully: yeah run away you little twerp! i know where you live!! i'm gonna getcha! grrrrrrr...