Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 23:51:55 -0500 (EST)
From: Augusta K Dibbell <------@MIT.EDU>
To: Jessica E Rosenkrantz <------@MIT.EDU>
Subject: Re: last call for text

if there ever was a sasquatch in my bedroom i'd really have to ask him to
leave.  or her, if the case would be as such.  it would make such a mess.
shedding everywhere, dropping pinecones and birds out of its fir, making
the entire haus shake with its footsteps.  now if it refused to leave, i'd
have a problem.  because reallly, what do you do with a sasquatch that
refuses to leave a room?  it can't be overcome by physical force--they're
freaking huge, and telling it there's something really exciting outside
also won't work--they're freaking smart.  this brings us to the problem
which seems to have no apparent solution.  what i would reccomend is
encasing the sasquatch in quick drying cement.  no, that's cruel.  scratch
that idea.  giving it lots of candy?  no, that will only encourage it.  ai
yai yai, whatever shall i do?  maybe if i play autchere really loud?  no,
he just stomps his feet to the beat, breaking the floor.  covering the
floor with ball bearings and banana peels?  no, that just makes us slide
around.  it looks like i'm stuck with this sasquatch.  if anybody knows
how to get rid of it, please let me know.  it's started sleeping in my
bed.  :o(