Problem 1.
Here are some simple questions:
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How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a woodchuck could chuck, he would chuck a cord.
Problem 2.
Some dumb riddles.
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What did the zero say to the eight?