******* * 111 * ******* .111 to the tune of GALILEO The .111 Lab was closing down The clock read 5 minutes to two But still my nerd kit is a tangled mass of wire And my last E-PROM just blew Why did I spend my weekend procrastinating I drank a half case of beer and played some doom And now I'm serving time in the lab 'Cause lab 3 is due in another ten hours How long till my nerd kit works right? Why can't the .111 Lab stay open through the night The lab hours at MIT - too short for me I need office hours; I need lab time And then i think about my lab assistant Stuff he never could explain Some other prof who taught this class some years ago Must have driven him- insane How long til my nerd kit works right? Can any human being get these LED's to light? This digital circuitry - a mystery I'll write OLC; I'll call Nightline My whole life is a joke you know me I fail everything so miserably I can't hand it in now with its glitches and bugs If I get an F, I'll never pass this class, I'll be on academic warning for the 3rd time I wish I'd never come to Cambridge. That's all I've got to say 'Cause maybe if I'd gone someplace else like CalTech I would get an A But then again I won't just quit out of desperation I'll give the nerds what they deserve 'Cause they'll say "look at that dumb shit who keeps fucking her labs up I think she's low'ring the curve" How long til my nerd kit works right? Oh would a brand new flip-flop fix the problem - it just might I curse the sadistic soul of Donald Troxel King of logic probes -- King of E-PROMs How long (till my nerd kit works right) (till I get some sleep tonight) How long ... -------------------------------------------------+ Lyrics were written by an alum (also a former member or 6.111, of course) who's identity will remain anonymous. -------------------------------------------------+