In ``Valentine'' VooDoo
- Magnethead the Champion ---
Fiction by Hani Sallum.
- VooDoo's Greeting Cards ---
Valentine greetings from Ellen Spertus.
- Ask Phos ---
Phos plays cupid. How far will you go for romance?
- One Night ---
Part one of a new suspense serial by James Fleming.
- Ignoble Watch ---
The first installment of our new feature by Marc Abrahams.
- Slug Bunny ---
Jennie Lopez's newest character returns and takes on the first lady.
- VooDoo's Horoscopes ---
Find out what your future holds, at least according to Raluca Barbulescu.
- Clinton Team Fun Knowledge Test ---
How well do you know our nation's new leaders? By John M. Dzenitis.
- Les Aspin Fun Pages ---
An MIT alum in the Presidential Cabinet? More fun for us.
- Budget Tips for President Vest ---
Our funky feline offers Chuck a few pointers.
- Are ``Atrocity'' and ``Chuckles'' Synonymous? ---
A new look at ``Crime and Punishment'' by Dave Jordan.
- Important News for Parents ---
A special report on toy safety.
- The Final Exam: Part IV ---
The conclusion to Jim Bredt's graphic novel.
- The Demise of Brad ---
A very short story by Alan Blount.
- Firehose Tavern ---
special Valentine's Day edition, by Mark Hurst
- Word ---
Further rantings from our editor insane.
- Letters to the Editor ---
If you'd write to us, we'd print your letter, too.
- The Joke Page ---
More bad jokes, this time from our readers.