(Buffy) 	Every single night, the same arrangement
	I go out and fight the fight.
	Still I always feel this strange estrangement,
	Nothing here is real, nothing here is right.
	I've been making shows of trading blows,
	Just hoping no one knows,
	That I've been going through the motions,
	Walking though the part,
	Nothing seems to penetrate my heart.
 	 
	I was always brave and kind of righteous,
	Now I find I'm wavering.
	Crawl out of your grave, you find this fight
	Just doesn't mean a thing
(Henchman)  	She ain't got that swing.
(Buffy)  	-pause- Thanks for noticing.
(Demon & Henchmen)  	She is pretty well with fiends from Hell
	But lately we can tell
	That she's just going through the motions
	Faking it somehow.
(Demon)  	She's not even half the girl she...owww!
(Buffy)  	Will I stay this way forever?
	Sleepwalk through my life's endeavor.
(Handsome Young Man)  	How can I repay...
(Buffy)  	Whatever!
	I don't want to be
	Going through the motions,
	Losing all my drive.
	I can't even see,
	If this is really me,
	And I just wanna be alive.

(Giles)  	I've got a theory, that it's a demon,
	A dancing demon. No, something isn't right there.
(Willow)  	I've got a theory, some kid is dreamin'
	And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare.
(Xander)  	I've got a theory we should work this out.
(All except Buffy)  	It's getting eerie, what's this cheery singing all about?
 	 
(Xander)  	It could be witches, some evil witches.
	Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were
	persecuted wicked good and loved the earth and women power
	and I'll be over here.
 	 
(Anya)  	I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...
 	 
(Tara)  	I've got a theory
(Anya)  	Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,
	They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
	And what's with all the carrots?
	What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
	Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!
	...or maybe midgets.
 	 
(Willow)  	I've got a theory we should work this fast.
(Willow & Giles)  	Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed.
 	 
(Buffy)  	I've got a theory - it doesn't matter.
	What can't we face if we're together?
	What's in this place that we can't weather?
	Apocalypse? We've all been there.
	The same old trips. Why should we care?
 	 
(All except Giles)  	What can't we do if we get in it?
	We'll work it through within a minute.
(add Giles)  	We have to try. We'll pay the price.
	It's do or die.
(Buffy)  	Hey, I've died twice!
 	 
(all)  	What can't we face if we're together? (Giles) - What can't we face?
	What's in this place that we can't weather? (Giles) - If we're together.	There's nothing we can't face.
(Anya)  	Except for bunnies.

(Anya)  	This is the man that I plan to entangle, isn't he fine?
	My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle, vengeance was mine!
	But I'm out of the biz, the name I made I'll trade for his.
	The only trouble is ... I'll never tell.

(Xander)  	She is the one, she's such wonderful fun, such passion and grace.
	Warm in the night, when I'm right in her tight ... embrace. Tight embrace!
	I'll never let her go. The love we've known can only grow.
	There's just one thing that...no. I'll never tell.
(both)  	Cuz there's nothing to tell.

(Anya)  	He snores.
(Xander)  	She wheezes.
(Anya)  	Say housework and he freezes.
(Xander)  	She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.
(Anya)  	I talk, he breezes.
(Xander)  	She doesn't know what pleases.
(Anya)  	His penis got diseases from a Chumash Tribe!
 
(both)  	The vibe gets kind of scary.
(Xander)  	Like she thinks I'm ordinary.
(Anya)  	Like it's all just temporary.
(Xander)  	Like her toes are kinda hairy.
(both)  	But it's all very well.
	Cuz God knows I'll never tell!
	 
(Anya)  	When things get rough, he just hides behind his Buffy.
	Now look, he's gettin' huffy.
	Cuz he knows that I know.

(Xander)  	She clings, she's needy, she's also really greedy.
	She never...
(Anya)  	His eyes are beady!
(Xander)  	This is my verse, hello? She...
(Anya)  	Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
 	
(both)  	You know
(Xander)  	You're quite the charmer
(Anya)  	My knight in armor
(Xander)  	You're the cutest of the Scoobies,
	with your lips as red as rubies,
	And your firm yet supple tight embrace!
 	 
(Anya)  	He's swell.
(Xander)  	She's sweller.
(Anya)  	He'll always be my feller.
(Xander)  	That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified.
(Anya)  	I've read this tale, there's wedding then betrayal.
	I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide.
 	 
(both)  	I lied, I said it's easy.
	I've tried, but there's these fears I can't quell.
(Xander)  	Is she looking for a pot-of-gold?
(Anya)  	Will I look good when I've gotten old?
(Xander)  	Will our lives become too stressful
	if I'm never that successful?
(Anya)  	When I get so worn and wrinkly
	that I look like David Brinkley?
(Xander)  	Am I crazy?
(Anya)  	Am I dreamin'?
(Xander)  	Am I marrying a demon?
(both)  	We could really raise the beam
	in making a marriage a Hell.
	So thank God I'll never tell.
	I swear that I'll never tell.
 	 
(Xander)  	My lips are sealed.
(Anya)  	I take the fifth!
(Xander)  	Nothin' to see! Move it along!
(Anya)  	I'll never tell!