"I Want to Believe" award: Alexandra, who went along with so many lame excuses about Thielo, came up with a way to confirm the Conspiracy Theorist's fears, and then got completely hardened to Unnatural.
"Tazer? I Hardly Know Her!" award: Esteban, for obvious reasons.
"Best Actress in a Supporting Role" award: (tie) Tina, for whining, and Gwen, for pining.
"But That Would Make Sense!" award: Thielo, who found a way to curtail the most ridiculous parts of our plans.
"Notable Quotable" award for quote most often uttered by a
particular non-TNI player:
"See, there's three kinds of monkeys. You
got your circus monkeys, you got your zoo monkeys, and you got your
monkey monkeys."
"What about swamp monkeys?"
"Well, see, there's
four kinds of monkeys...."
"Celebrity Deathmatch" award: Esteban & Angelina, for the most continuous squabbling for the sake of entertainment.
"Saving Face" award: Thielo, who managed to lose his face to a McFlurry machine without anyone the wiser.
"No Animals Were Unharmed in the Making of this Film" award: (tie) Esteban & Angelina for a cat and a dog, respectively.
"Lie Back and Think of England" award: Esteban, for gathering charges above and beyond the call of duty.
"Variety is the Spice of Life" award: Angelina, who was slapped, cut, shot, given a cracked rib, burned, blown up, snake-bitten, and proposed to.