Reading Material

"Maybe they should have a toilet paper museum. Would you like that? So we can see all the toilet paper advancements down through the ages. Toilet paper in the Crusades. The development of the perforation. The first six-pack."
-Jerry Seinfeld

"Viewers of Demolition Man are still trying to figure out exactly how to use the three seashells in place of traditional paper ass-wipes."
-film critic Elliot Goldenthal

“European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.”
-Dave Barry

"Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like Wow! That's toilet paper? I don't know if we appreciate how much we have. I just want a few things I can treasure. So the things I do have, I'll appreciate - like toilet paper. Just the other day, I said to Jennifer [Rubin], 'Hey Jennifer, maybe we should stop using toilet paper'. We decided to thank the toilet paper instead, so that's what I do when I leave the bathroom. Thank the toilet paper."
-Alicia Silverstone

"Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."
-Joey Bishop

“France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper”
-Billy Wilder



Testing the Bidet - Colon Bowell

Toilet Paper Survey

Toilet Paper World

Wiping Before Charmin (BC)

The Catsup Crapper - Watch the Video and see the TP cameo

Toilet Paper Algorithm

ShitBeGone Toilet Paper

Down the Crapper Game!

9-Ply Toilet Paper Idea - Half Bakery

Revenge Toilet Paper! - TP you can't tear.

Blue Man Group



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