"Maybe they should have a toilet paper museum. Would you like that?
So we can see all the toilet paper advancements down through the ages.
Toilet paper in the Crusades. The development of the perforation. The
"Viewers of Demolition Man are still trying to figure out exactly
how to use the three seashells in place of traditional paper ass-wipes."
“European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans
use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout
"Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet
paper, I'm like Wow! That's toilet paper? I don't know if we appreciate
how much we have. I just want a few things I can treasure. So the things
I do have, I'll appreciate - like toilet paper. Just the other day, I
said to Jennifer [Rubin], 'Hey Jennifer, maybe we should stop using toilet
paper'. We decided to thank the toilet paper instead, so that's what I
do when I leave the bathroom. Thank the toilet paper."
“France is a place where the money falls apart in
your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper”
The Catsup Crapper - Watch the Video and see the TP cameo
9-Ply Toilet Paper Idea - Half Bakery
Revenge Toilet Paper! - TP you can't tear.