Now that you've seen why The Beast naturally exudes raw awesomeness by the the fuckton (1 Metric Fuckton = 1000 Assloads), you should find the following to be of some interest:

Floors of East Campus

East Parallel West Parallel
First East Stickmen (First West)
Beast (Second East) Pi Tau Zeta (Second West)
Tetazoo (THiRD EAst) Third West
Slugfest (Fourth East) 41st West
Children of Florey (Fifth East) Fifth West