Alumni E-Mail!

   Linger forlornly no longer.  Now you can be in touch with NCSSM alumni all
   over the country - without paying a fortune to the phone companies.  We've
   just received word that there is an internet network for NCSSM alumni, with
   members representing each NCSSM class, including current seniors and
   juniors.  To access the network and receive a list of current members,
   e-mail Sharon Belville, class of 1985 and most gracious network hostess, at
   belville@athena.mit.edu.

[Clarification - I collect e-mail addresses of alums from my high school - I
don't manage some NCSSMnet.  This was published in a School publication a
couple years ago.]

OK, I now have 3 different interpretations of this title, and I bet we can
think of more :-)

1) Gracious Network Hostess - just a bit o' Southern charm, ignoring the fact
that I've been in New England for over 9 years....

2) Gracious Network Hostess!  An exclamation, same tone as "Great Jumping
Jehoshaphat!"

3) Gracious Network Hostess - A term of adoration and supplication, "O,
Gracious Network Hostess, I come grovelling before you to request an Alumni
Directory...."