Let me tell you the story<br>
Of a man named JonMon<br>
Who would really like to have his way...<br>
He's the internet icon<br>
Who you can't use your Psych on<br>
He's the man who never will learn!<br>
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, his bridges are burned<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't let him return...<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'cause his lesson's still unlearn'd!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He may scam forever<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the Square of Davis<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's the man who never will learn!<br></i>
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He used to go by JonMon<br>
But his rep has gone creepy<br>
What's a smooth operator to do?<br>
When you need to sound wholesome<br>
Though your act is still loathesome<br>
Then I guess that "Johnny" will do.<br>
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, his bridges are burned<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't let him return...<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'cause his lesson's still unlearn'd!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He may lurk forever<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On the blogs of Davis<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's the man who never will learn!<br>
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Johnny says he's a victim<br>
Because people keep on talking<br>
Of some things no court has ruled<br>
He says "come on and prove it<br>
Or I'll make you remove it"<br>
He's amazed when nobody's fooled<br>
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, his bridges are burned<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't let him return...<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'cause his lesson's still unlearn'd!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First he's looking your pants off<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then he's suing your ass off<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's the man who never will learn!<br>
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In Johnny's world the only law<br>
Is what he gets away with<br>
'less it's something he can use<br>
To club his detractors<br>
And intimidate their backers<br>
And escape from paying his dues<br>
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, his bridges are burned<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't let him return...<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'cause his lesson's still unlearn'd!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He will leave you disgusted<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;His ways won't be adjusted<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's the man who never will learn!<br>
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Now the citizens of Davis Square<br>
Are standing up to Johnny<br>
And we all know what to do<br>
When he says that you've been served...<br>
And whines "I'm not a perv"<br>
Just smile, and answer "fuck you!"<br>
<p><i>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, his bridges are burned<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't let him return...<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'cause his lesson's still unlearn'd!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He'll play his games forever<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the Square of Davis<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's the man who never will learn!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's the man...who never will learn!<br>
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