Apocalypse Now!

By OLIVER GODWIN

Last night, the Saudi Arabian oilfields were hit with something that rapidly spread and destroyed all of the oil; the ground over the fields caved in, forming a giant sinkhole. One could describe this as being the events of Rev 18:17-20:

"REV 18:17 For in one hour so great riches is come to nought. And every shipmaster, and all the company in ships, and sailors, and as many as trade by sea, stood afar off ...

REV 18:18 And cried when they saw the smoke of her burning, saying, What city is like unto this great city!

REV 18:19 And they cast dust on their heads, and cried, weeping and wailing, saying, Alas, alas that great city, wherein were made rich all that had ships in the sea by reason of her costliness! for in one hour is she made desolate.

REV 18:20 Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her."

The world economy is likely to suffer mightily, and the hundreds of ships that pass daily through the straights are currently wandering aimlessly, trying to figure out what to do and where to go next. Many of the richest people and corporations of the world are expected to be hit hard by skyrocketing oil prices. However, this does signal a great shift in power from the Islamic world to the west; as the remaining major oil producers are the US and Russia, both closely allied with the newly unified Church, and China, which is fairly agnostic, the Islamic world is likely to suffer in this new world order; can this be the sign that God has avenged the crimes commited against christians by Islam?

A new shepard has just been chosen, to lead, for the first time in a millennium, the unified church, to spread the church throughout the land. This new

"REV 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war."

I have been informed that last night, the most holy church in chrisendom, the Basilica of St. Peter, was desecrated by a black mass, a ritual devoted to the worship of evil. Reportedly, this ceremony involved human blood, organs removed from corpses, and a black sheep; there is no word on whether the sheep survived its experience, but events that had been scheduled to be held in the Basilica, such as the wedding, had to be moved so that the church could cover up this heinous crime. Even in the heart of the church, it is alleged that the antichrist is worshiped, and blasphemy is committed in this most holy place, just as described in Rev 13:4-6.

"REV 13:4 And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?

REV 13:5 And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.

REV 13:6 And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven."