Player Awards

Charles - Farseer Precognition Award for predicting all our plots, from "the Matrix is a schizophrenic AI" to Friday night's castigation of Tom for breaking Deep Blue.
Jerry - Cassandrae Lyrae Artisans Award, for the orchestral Pierogi theme and the eight-story spaceship.
Tom - the Off to the Acid Mines Honorary Drudge award for hundreds of hours of merit badge work, deciphering "Good fences make good neighbors", and stubbornly maintaining a separate version of his character sheet for five years.
Derrick - the "First I'll kill her, then I'll save her" award for the most confusing relationship with an enemy.
Pete - Is Stig, Is Award, for putting the English language in a box and shaking it until its hat fell off.
Adina - the Number Five Is Alive award, for not only humoring her robots when they started talking to her, but being actively concerned for their feelings, to the extent of leaving two of her EPs behind in the dust cloud to build her a house because they said they wanted to.
Brian - the "Players will do anything as long as you tell them it's a mechanic" award, for his enthusiasm for mechanics. Any mechanics.
Eon - the "Come! Join Us!" award for his valiant yet fruitless struggle to avoid becoming a member of the Cootie Society.
Heidi - the Hippocratic Oath ("First, do no harm") award for her constant war against suffering, even that of her enemies.
Sara - the Mirror Sophia "It's Not My Fault" award for putting up with being used as the plot device in far too many runs.
Rob - the Elmer Triconian Never Say Poor award, for his late but lucrative arrival at the empire-building party.
Rose - the Viewer Favorite award, for turning a one-shot guest star role into a recurring crew member, over the objections of the budget department.
Drew - the Mirris Heart Schizophrenia award for not only maintaining eight separate character sheets, but keeping straight who knew what and which one thought the kid's name was Giacomo.
Andrea - the Emerald Defender Don't Die With Smart Bombs award for ending the run with zero karma.