When you're with Cain You're with Cain all the way From your first brand-new brain To your last dying day When you're with Cain You're in capable hands You're an integral part Of his brilliant plan He'll take you apart And rearrange the pieces He'll capture your heart You'll do whatever he says Whatever pleases His will is plain You'll be pleased to obey And you might feel some pain But you can't run away Don't you complain, just stay With Cain! When you're with Cain You've got feathers and claws You've got tusks and a mane You're above human laws When you're with Cain Let 'em do what they can Let 'em call you a monster You're more than a man He'll soup you up fine You'll be a revolution In humanoid design Mad Science's solution Beats evolution! Here's Dr. Cain, he's Hegemonified And they can't keep him down He's just hitting his stride Here's Dr. Cain With the world at his feet His ideas may be crazed But his triumph is sweet Doctor Hegemon Cain Just can't Be beat!