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  • Less cosmically significant than the tiger
  • Master of the Art of the Ironclad Excuse
    no comment
  • Kicker of Research Projects
  • Looks like Andromeda, tastes like Farscape, smells like Dune.
  • Terrans! I hate those guys.
    okay, surely you all know where this comes from
  • To think I once mocked a month of charades by email.
    - this really happened in Hydra
  • May you receive everything you wish for. (Ancient curse)
    - Ancient Chinese curse
  • May you have instability, uncertainty, and rapid change. (Ancient curse)
    more literal translation of "May you live in interesting times"
  • What do you want me to say? "Here I am; come capture me?"
    - Eva to Ace, Charmander, I Choose You!
  • I'll pay you 20 asters to come to the palace with us and be good.
    - Eva to Maury, Desire's Heartbreak
  • I take the pill.
    - Eva, a Fistful of Nummies
  • Two out of four aliens surveyed are indistinguishable from humans.
    - Jayla, Imaginary Friends
  • When mind controlling someone, use something they can understand.
    - Ruehan, Imaginary Friends
  • Maury: simple technical solutions to complex ethical problems.
    said of Maury in Don't Shoot! Don't Shoot!
  • I'll jump ship if you promise not to speak.
    - Janzur, Publicity Stunts
  • Flash, don't heckle the supervillain.
    - Green Lantern to Flash, Justice League
  • Our guys can't catch a cold butt-naked in the arctic.
    - Michael Strahan, on the New York Giants secondary
  • Must... control... Fist... of... Death...
    - Alice, Dilbert
  • Remember! The secret inspection is next Tuesday!
    - Memo found by UNSCOM on the floor of a warehouse in Iraq, 1991
  • No good deed goes unpunished.
    - Comet motto
  • You've got to watch out for those half-duplex love plots.
    - Mike Earl
  • Back off, man. We're scientists.
    - Ray, Ghostbusters
  • I really want to unwind, do something more relaxing, like dismantle live nuclear weapons.
    - Ari Fleischer, on why he is resigning from the White House
  • No, I'm not winning. I really need a better class of evil minion.
    - Mike Earl, gaming
  • I hope this isn't treason, but Prince Charming is a Bad Man.
    - Dan Schmidt, Cinarak
  • You! You're safer on the bridge; go to the bridge and stay there.
    - Captain Quirk, Starlight
  • It's also funny, 'cause now they're dripping wet.
    - from an ability card in a recent assassin game
  • Oh, that's what "Dierdre, inverted" as the pivot meant!
    - observation, upon being whacked in the head by Deirdre's battle axe
  • Recent evidence seems to indicate that restraint is not one of your virtues.
    - Oberon, in disguise, Mikee's Amber run
  • "Thus ending all dispute."
    - Armond, Judgement's Fall
  • Now I know why there are no 10 week assassin games.
    - observation after 9 weeks of Judgement's Fall
  • Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
    - Wash, Firefly: Serenity
  • Explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress.
    - Inara to Mal, Firefly: Our Mrs Reynolds
  • Well, Jayne, my days of not takin you serious are certainly coming to a middle.
    - Mal, Firefly: Our Mrs. Reynolds
  • Hey, next can we go to the crappy town where I'm the hero?
    - Wash, Firefly: Jaynestown
  • All right. Fine. I'll go. Just... stop describing me.
    - Simon Tam, Firefly: Jaynestown
  • Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
    - Wash, Firefly: Shindig
  • It's never smooth! Why is it never smooth?
    - Mal, Firefly: Shindig
  • Ok, we're gods. Now what?
    - Jack, Stargate SG-1
  • "Why is it you always think of the worst case scenario?" "I practice."
    - Daniel and Jack, Stargate SG-1
  • "What kind of archaeologist carries a gun?" "Uh, I do."
    - Jack and Daniel, Stargate SG-1
  • Perfect. If any little rocks sneak up on us, we will have plenty of warning.
    - Jack to Teal'c, Stargate SG-1
  • "Now, we die." "Well, that's a bad plan."
    - Bra'tac and Jack, Stargate SG-1
  • "Daniel, go to your happy place."
    - Jack, to Daniel, Stargate SG-1
  • Sometimes doing the right thing doesn't change anything.
    - Jeffrey Sinclair, Babylon 5
  • I can only conclude that I'm paying off karma at a vastly accelerated rate.
    - Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
  • The universe doesn''t give you any points for doing things that are easy.
    - Jeffrey Sinclair, Babylon 5
  • Kids should never be allowed to play with guns. Keep that pistol away from me.
    - Dani Pheasant, Shadows scenario
  • I now inform you that you are too far from reality.
    - "Bagdad Bob"
  • Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad move.
    - The Very Secret Diaries of Frodo Baggins

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