"You really don't know a guy until you spend 10+ hotel nights with him" - Daniel Garcia
SUMMER 2002
"I always thought I'd be happy when I'd first touch a nipple." - Disgruntled laptop user
SPRING 2002
"Monkey bars are boring. I wanna dangle." - Mr. Little Rivers (Brooks)
"Ohhh Dan!! Integrate me now!!" - don't even wanna know
"I just realized I'm a dumb ass in disguise."
"If you put pasta and antipasta together, does it go poof?"
IAP 2002
AmbitiousAsian: I'LL MODEL I'LL MODEL!!!
AmbitiousAsian: i can feel like a SUPERSTAR then!
AmbitiousAsian: =P
FALL 2001
"Somehow, I found my legs wrapped around him." - A silly male sophomore
4 Player: Do you like Wagner?
Halston: Do I like Vodka?
4 Player: No, no, no, no. Wagner. The German.
"You should be able to feel when something is between your legs." - The silly sophomore's female friend
Male 4 Player: You can prove anything with math
Female 4 Player: Prove that I'm a man!!
"I've never had sex with a farm animal."
"You can drop it and study it's cleavage." - An answer to a 3.091 exam question
"Man, that microwave looks so sporty. It's make me wanna run... I just want to pick it up and run away with it. Or, it could just be my Mexican nature of wanting to steal things."
SUMMER 2001
Photog1: The problem with MIT is that the social life isn't integrated well.
Photog1: So naturally we can't tackle the problem.
Photog2: i have this picture of anna feeding you with a spoon... that would integrate MIT social life well woulndt it?
Photog1: I was just playing with words
Photog1: INT (social life) not easily solved
"i'm supposed to be getting over him, not under him :)" - a short asian girl
SPRING 2001 SEMESTER
"You may be out of the matrix but the rest of us are going to get our asses determinated." - The floor Doctor (DR G)
"Oh Wow!! They sell Mexicans here. $10.95 by the pound." - A surprized Mexican
"It was like an orgasm in my mouth." - dude with a greek "e".
"Epsilon is always positive and small." - Prof. Mattuck.
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