Once upon a time...

At MIT's Splash camp

wings beat the air

As mockingbirds began their winter migration.

the air was filled with the fluttering of wings as they took to the sky

Their steel plumage reflects the sunlight onto the smoking remains of what used to be a young boy, charbroiled by their laser eyes

and then a novel of literary fiction took over campus (?). Like this one.

An explosion occurred

In bed

and a young woman became suddenly in anguish

cried out to the world "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

He grinned. "It's time to go troll hunting."

The girl sternly replied, "Work on your handwriting."

The guy screamed in an orgasmic tone, "Stop it."

And so she stopped. Her heart stopped and she died in a dramatic fashion.

Nobody missed her though because she was kind of a jerk. To _everyone_.

Especially her mother, who suffered from

Trolls. Lots of trolls. Just like this story.

For now...

In her throes of death, she stood up, shaking the world, and yelled "My life for...

evil

ducks. evil ducks." And so she hurried along down there in the underworld, until she came to

cerberus, the 3 headed dog. Cerberus was the pet of...

the werewhale in the lego room. Cerberus let out a mighty bellow and lunged to...

kill everyone who was an evil duck

He ate squishy meatballs

Poop over all wins the spotlight!
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and pasta which was delicious _and_ moist.

but dies a dramatic death onstage

squishy meatballs come back to life and kill cerberus

The werewhale got mad and ate the icky squishy meatballs

and went to Splash for a Wikinovels course

Where they had lots of fun

And began to write a Wikinovel:

About meatballs

that eats quantum zombies

yum :) ~

I like sushi

because its food

FOOD IS GOOD

yesh, yesh it is :)

Ploopy

Beethoven and Chopin join forces to beat Justin Bieber and feast on his brains ending the reign of helium-inhaling nerds. [illustration]