It was a dark and stormy night...

But there was no storm, and the sun was shining, even though it was night...

Because that was the way it worked

On Venus

The Gible popped out from in the tree

And hit an orange cock on the head.

The cock got mad and thought that a pok (?) threw it. he started to plan his revenge

which he knew had to involve a schoolbus, a green elephant, 3 deck screws, a table, and a lot of thermonuclear weapons.

The poks found out about the plan, and their president threw a tantrum.

He called the plan, "An insult to all pocks!" and demanded that the cock be brought to justice.

And the pock would have been brought to justice, if it hadn't escaped to Pluto. It was a smart pock. What can I say?

I say your wrong, DENIED!