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"candy", "being productive", "a sharkbananaphone", "the tower", "the legal system", "a screwdriver", "a tree noise", "an Assassin pretending to be a 5-year-old", "a secret class", "the fire itself", "Amy Winehouse", "Airborne Perversion Organization", "Mariology", "the whole dolphin tits thing", "your true task", "Mardi Gras: the Sick Game", "Reflections on Trusting Trust Part Two: Electric Boogaloo", "a tits class", "the truth", "a helping verb", "hair loss", "goatomorphizing people", "a bee", "a safeword", "Grey's Anatomy", "my penis fish", "revenge sex", "telling someone they're wrong", "a stupid person asking questions", "a flying seahorse robot", "Rule Thirty-Zephyr", "dancing", "the glory of the 1%", "the holy of holies", "a man's laptop", "news reporting", "a commenter on the internet", "my sexual experience", "-c sipb", "your sexuality", "your bad idea", "a weaponized asexual", "a terrorist", "a tropical storm" ]