Instructions: 1. Enter Conner 5 common area. 2. Insert foot in mouth.
Jeremy got a quote
board.
~Chris
Oh, crap!
~Bernard
They're sexy! (about a 20MOhm resistor)
~Qi
Why is Diana trying to pull Jeremy into her bed?
~Brad
Am I an inverse
twinkie?
~Jason
Who are you, and why are you evil?
~Brad
Wow, he was really
funny. I'd marry him.
~David Hu
If you share a hot
dog, it tastes really, really good!
~Kathie
Please do not hit
Chris. Thank you.
~Chris
Whatever.
~Junlin
Somebody's gotta
love the penis!
~David
Hu
Anyone else?
~Jason
Oh dear!
~Jason
That's why there's a fuck
truck that comes here all the time.
~Junlin
Whatever makes you
happy.
~Ben
Everything that has come
out of your mouth in the past 10 minutes has been regrettable.
~Ethan to David Hu
Make that 30 minutes.
~Angela
I wanna like, stroke Big Bird!
~Angela
We'll marry brothers!
~Kathie to Wan-Jen
Or is it Jeremy and threesomes in general?
~Bernard
We'll share.
~Wan-Jen
I have yet to use that term (hosed) this year.
~Bernard
F@#$ you!
~Qi
We can arrange
it...pantyhose!
~Jason
What's [Jeremy]
doing with it? I hope he's not abusing it.
~Angela
Did you have fun
watching my ass?
~Bernard to David Hu
Remind me to beat
your ass later.
~Bernard to Jason
I am proud to have had a part in this.
~Junlin
Oh, shit!
~Jason
I feel so violated.
~Angela
That's what makes watching water polo so much fun--watching guys tear each other's clothing off and seeing the pieces of cloth float up to the surface.