Jehiel says: Please try to be open minded.

> You are not open minded.

Jehiel says: I'm only suggesting you recognize what is true.

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Jehiel says: Good afternoon, my name is Jehiel, and I'm with the Jehova's Witnesses.  I believe we left you some literature last week.  I'd like to talk to you about it.  You do believe in the bible, don't you?

> Go away

Jehiel says: It doesn't sound like you want to talk.  Maybe I should come back another day.

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EARL (pill head cat owner)
You say: I will help you look for your cat.

Earl says: Me Me ME!  Always talking about your self!

You say: Tell me about you.

Earl says: Shut up punk and quit lookin' at me!

You say: Are you a little paranoid?

Earl says: You talking to me?

You say: Tell me about your cat.

Earl says: She's probably off getting into my amphetamines again.

You say: Do you use a lot of amphetamines.

Earl says: Them pills make my cat mighty jumpy.

You say: Amphetamines and cats don't mix very well.

Earl says: I won't have none left if she keeps getting into 'em.!

You say: Maybe you should get her catnip.

Earl says: That's what I my momma always says. say.

You say: Maybe you should give her downers.

Earl says: And you're positive you're not that evil floating head?

You say: Gotta go.

Earl says: Floating head or no floating head, I need my pills!

You say: Where are your pills?

Earl says: Little blue pills.  You know.

You say: Blue pills.

Earl says: You ever see that nature show with them exploding fish?

You say: Exploding fish -- I don't think so.

Earl says: They live so deep, when you bring the up, they blow up.

You say: Do you feel like an exploding fish?

Earl says: Figure if I watch more, mebby they'll have other exploding animals.

You say: Television can be very educational.

Earl says: We don't like freaks in this here neighborhood.  Now get out!

You say: Okay. Goodbye.

Earl says: Well, so long freak.

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Ravi - Terrorist

Terrorist: Mr. President, try to keep the hijackers talking and distracted as long as you can. We have some people on the inside, but it will take them some time to try to regain control of the plane. We're connecting you to their leader now.

President: This is the president speaking.

Terrorist: Mr. President, the passengers on this flight appreciate your taking some time out of your busy schedule to speak with us. We know you do not know who we are or what we want, but we did not want to waste any time speaking to someone with no real authority. After all, this plane can stay in the air only so long. If our discussion has not been satisfactorily concluded by then ...