I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.

I tell you, coming here today was so humiliating. There were
people in the streets actually staring at my haircut.
People who normally would be intimidated.

Oh, I said to him, "Please, Bucci, nothing too radical." But
by that time, this side was already too radical. That's why
this side
looks less radical. Oh, well, I have gotten scads of
compliments. Especially when they see just this side
and not this side.