She starts asking me all kinds of questions
about my family bckground--my talents, my IQ. She loves it
that I have these eyes like David Bowie. See, look, Ted,
one green and one blue? You never noticed? Turns out she wants
me to be a sperm donor to these two friends of hers who want a
baby. So, I'm in a weird mood, I say, "Hell why not?"
Then she gives me this turkey baster, wants me to
ejaculate into it. I freaked at first, but then she explained it
and it made perfect sense. So I did it. The drugs and all.
I got caught up in the moment.