AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD HANGOUT

LYN
	Next to you, Edie, Bob is the truest feminist I've ever met.
	He's the only man I've ever known who knew where he was
	when Sylvia Plath died.

	He has a master's in Business, but what changed his life: he
	read The Wall Street Journal on acid.

	Bob has this dream: to be a holistic
	capitalist.

EDIE
	Well, I'll believe this Prince Charming when I see him.

MARGE
	How come I never meet a guy like that?

EDIE
	Because you go to discos instead of the TM center, Marge.

MARGE
	You're right.  The last guy I went to bed with, I woke up in
	the morning, I practically had the imprint of his coke spoon on
	my chest.

EDIE
	You have "heterosexual damage," Sis.  I mean, all that
	Ortho-Novum is bound to seep into your bloodstream.