I see this hot-looking chick, Marge. I'd seen her there before - a real knockout. So we do some coke - seemed innocent enough at the time - she keeps coming on to me. In a moment of weakness, I go with her to her pad over her plant store. We smoke some wacko weed she grew herself. This is the kind of woman... |
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She starts asking me all kinds of questions about my family background - my talents, my IQ. She loves it that I have these eyes like David Bowie. See, look, Ted, one green and one blue? You never noticed? |
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Turns out she wants me to be a sperm donor to these two friends of hers who want a baby. So, I'm in a weird mood, I say, "Hell, why not?" Then she gives me this turkey baster, wants me to ejaculate into it. I freaked at first, but then she explained it and it made perfect sense. So I did it. The drugs and all. I got caught up in the moment. |