Worker: Hello, welcome to MacDunnery's. What would you like?

You: Fries and Coke, please.

Worker: Our fries come in tiny, average, and scary.

You: give me a scary

Worker: I don't think you'd want it that big, unless you have a station wagon...

You: ok,tell me the sizes again.

Worker: Can you repeat that?

You: what sizes do fries come in?

Worker: You can mega-super-size your fries for only 39 cents if you say "Mega-super-size it!"

You: okay then, Mega-super-size-it?

Worker: Would you like anything else?

You: A coke!

Worker: We only have Dr. Pepper

You: Okay, Dr. Pepper.

Worker: Our drinks come in micro, kinda-big, and really-huge.

You: You get paid by the hour don't you?

Worker: Hey, at least I have a job, loser!

You: Ge me my dam Food!

Worker: I think the connection's bad.  Please speak up.

You: What size drinks do you have, again?

Worker: Please speak up.

You: What sizes do drinks come in?!!!

Worker: Huh? Maybe you should come inside to order.  

You: Look give me a mega-super-honkin-ass-big fries and a medium Dr. pepper.  Please.  I'm begging you.

Worker: If you say "Mega-super-size it!" you can get mega-super-size for only 39 cents.

You: God damn-it!  Mega-super-size it!

Worker: Okay.  The mega-super-size should last you about a week

You: Great. How much do I owe?

Worker: Please speak up.

You: What's all of this gonna cost me?

Worker: You want what?

You: Here's five dollars, give me my food.

Worker: Maybe you would like to speak to the manager.

You: No, I'd like to eat.  I'm hungry.

Worker: You're sure you don't want anything else?

You: Nothing, thank you.

Worker: That will be $25.30. Please drive to the first window.

You: I am at the first window!!  And I gave you $5 already.  I'm not paying any more than that.

Worker: That will be $25.30. Please drive to the first window.

You: $25.30??!?!

Worker: You want what?

You: $25.30?!?!? I'm not paying that!

Worker: That will be $25.30. Please drive to the first window.