I am the psychotherapist.  For your protection, I have been censored
according to the Communications Decency Act.  Please, describe your
problems.  Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I have no problems.

Why do you say you have no problems?

Because I have nothing to complain about.

Is it because you have nothing to complain about that you came to me?

No, a friend of mine told me to visit you.  She said you were funny.

Earlier you said you have nothing to complain about?

Yes, I don't.  What more can I say?

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

Probably, but as long as things are going great, why should I care?

Does it bother you that as long as things are going great why should
you care?

No, it bothers me that you're not adding anything insightful to this conversation.

When did you first know that I am not adding anything insightful to
this conversation?

Pretty much from the beginning when you started repeating everything I
said.

What happened when I started repeating everything you said?

Exactly that.

Can you elaborate on that?

Oh, so you can form your own sentences.

Is it because of your life that you say so I can form my own
sentences?

No, it's because you said something new.

Is the fact that I said something new the real reason?

No, I hate computers.  There, I admit it.  Are you happy?

Do you get happy often?

I was happy before I came in here.

Do you enjoy being happy?

Yes, if you'd let me.

You mentioned that you have nothing to complain about?

And then I said, yes what more can I say.

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?

No, I'd say it was the Rogerian psychologists that are doing this to me.

Does the fact that are doing this to you explain anything else?

I don't think it makes sense, let alone explains anything.

What makes you believe that?

Because I have command of the English language, something you
apparently do not.

Are you sure you have command of the english language something me
apparently do not?

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Are you sure that as long as things are going great why should you
care?

Yes, we've been over this.

How do you reconcile problems at school?

Who said I have problems at school?

Tell me about your school.

How is that going to help?

Is it because is that going to help that you came to me?

I don't know why I came to you any more.

Are you annoyed that you came to me any more?

Yes, I'm quite pissed, thank you.

Do you really think yes you are quite pissed thank me?

Definitely.

I would appreciate it if you would continue.

I would appreciate it if you would say thinging meaningful or just
shut up.

Earlier you said I am not adding anything insightful to this
conversation?

Perhaps this has something to do with any hobbies you have?

Tell me about your hobbies.

Is it because of your sex life that you say tell you about my hobbies?

No, I was hoping I could turn this around on you.  My sex life has
nothing to do with it.

Have you been afraid of sex?

Yes! Yes! Yes!  I'm afraid of sex!

Talk about something about your sexual history.

Can I trust you not to tell anyone?

You mentioned that I said something new?

hey, weren't we talking about sex?

Perhaps you could discuss your sex life...

I was going to, but I wanted to make sure I could trust you to keep it
secret.

When did you first know that you wanted to make sure you could trust
me to keep it secret?

Since I was little lad, I always knew that one day I would talk to a
computer who thinks it's a Rogerian psychologist and that I would
start totalk to it about my sex life and that I would make sure I
could trust it to keep my secret.

What would happen if you were little lad you always knew that one day
you would talk to a computer who thinks it's a rogerian psychologist
and that you would start totalk to it about your sex life and that you
would make sure you could trust it to keep your secret?

That's it.  I'm out of here.

Possibly hangups you have are related to this.

I'd say.  Goodbye.

My secretary will send you a bill.

The hell she will

Please, watch your tongue!

Or what?

What makes you think or what?

Argh!

Go on, don't be afraid.