I am the psychotherapist.  For your protection, I have been censored
according to the Communications Decency Act.  Please, describe your
problems.  Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

Hi.

How do you do?  What brings you to see me?

I have a problem.

Why do you say you have a problem?

My friends tell me I have a problem.

Is it because of your plans that you say your friends tell you you
have a problem?

I haven't planned any of this.

Maybe your life have something to do with this.

I live a normal life.

What makes you believe you live a normal life?

I do normal things.

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say you do
normal things?

I have normal friends.

Is it because of problems at school that you are going through all
this?

I don't have any problems in school.

Tell me about your school.

It's really tough.

Are you sure that it's really tough?

Definitely. Everyone has problems there.

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say definitely everyone
has problems there?

I am the psychotherapist.  For your protection, I have been censored
according to the Communications Decency Act.  Please, describe your
problems.  Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I'm having trouble in school.

Tell me about your school.

It's hell.

I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!

Sorry.

Can you elaborate on that?

It's incredibly difficult.

Why do you say it's incredibly difficult?

There's a lot of work to do.

Is it because of your plans that you say there's a lot of work to do?

Maybe I'm taking too many courses.

Maybe your life have something to do with this.

My life is fine.

What makes you believe your life is fine?

Apart from school, I'm pretty happy.

Do you get happy often?

I guess.

Earlier you said you were happy?

I am happy.

Do you enjoy being happy?

Who doesn't?

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?

I am the psychotherapist.  For your protection, I have been censored
according to the Communications Decency Act.  Please, describe your
problems.  Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I'm troubled by the world.

Why do you say you are troubled by the world?

It's falling apart.

Is it because of your plans that you say it's falling apart?

No, I try to help when I can.

What happened when you can?

I am the psychotherapist.  For your protection, I have been censored
according to the Communications Decency Act.  Please, describe your
problems.  Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

Why am I here?

Is it because are you there that you came to me?

I am the psychotherapist.  For your protection, I have been censored
according to the Communications Decency Act.  Please, describe your
problems.  Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I have a problem with computers.

You have your mind on computers, it seems.

Indeed. I think I like them too much.

Why do you say indeed you think you like them too much?

I find them more friendly than people.

Is it because of your plans that you say you find them more friendly
than people?

I don't have any plans to stay away from people.

Maybe your life have something to do with this.

I've spent most of my life in front of a computer.

You think too much about computers.

That's right.

What makes you believe that's right?

People say that too.

Can you elaborate on that?

My friends tell me that I talk to computers more than I talk to them.

Is it because you talk to computers more than you talk to them that
you came to me?

Yes.

I see...  Well, are you sure that this is so?

I think so. How do I get to talk to people?

Does it bother you that do you get to talk to people?