I am the psychotherapist.  For your protection, I have been censored
according to the Communications Decency Act.  Please, describe your
problems.  Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I am depressed.

Are you depressed often?

No.  But I broke up with my girlfriend today, and I feel horrible.

Is it because you broke up with your girlfriend today and you feel
horrible that you came to me?

Yes.  I am not sure if it was the right thing to do.

Why do you say that?

I feel no sense of completion of the relationship.  I still love her.


her what ?  Doctor!  I love her as a person, of course.
Does it bother you that still loves someone?


Are you annoyed that still loves someone?

No, no, you do not understand.  I still love her.


her what ?  What do you mean???
Did you ever regret still loves someone?

I regret loving her because it makes the breakup more painful.

Are you sorry it makes the breakup more painful?

Yes.  It's not a pleasant feeling, something like having your stomach ripped
out.

Earlier you said you felt depressed?

Yes.  The breakup is why.  I'm confused.  Did I do the right thing if
I still love her?


her what ?  Are you trying to be suggestive to me here doctor?
Are you satisfied with the fact that still loves someone?

This is going nowhere, doctor.  I am still in love but without the
woman I love (and who loves me also).

Does it bother you that who loves you?

She does.

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

Hey!  You aren't a REAL doctor, are you?  I think you are a computer.

You have your mind on computers, it seems.

No, I don't.  you aren't making any sense.

What makes you believe I am not making any sense?

Forget it.
You mentioned that you broke up with your girlfriend today and you
feel horrible?


When did you first know that I broke up with my girlfriend today and I
feel horrible?

This is going nowhere.  I need to leave now.

Are you sure that you might want to leave?

Yes.

I see...  Well, do you really think this is so?