Byron hey you! I gotta speak to you . Come here. I'm Byron. Waz your name?

bystander my name is rania

Byron rania, I hvae come into some secret information

bystander what secret information?

Byron they were green, like that guy I told you about

bystander what guy?

Byron yeah man, he gives me  a freee bottle about once a week. Truly great. But I tell you, I saw  his EYEs! they are eerie, strange. But I love the alcy here, so God bless him

bystander wow! I see people are still pretty nice these days

Byron yeah like that guy up in that apartment. You say he's nice coz he gives me a bottle every now and then, but I tell you something strange is going  on.

bystander what is so strange?

Byron They are green people in the city man. It's crazy. I see him from here. GREEN..

bystander green people? Are you sure?

Byron it's all because they keep sending these damn ships to space. We bug them, they are gonna come bug and bug us. Bugs Bunny.

bystander bugs bunny rules

Byron eh what's up, doc? hehe Bugs, a great guy. now forget about cartoons and concetnrate with me here! I tell you there's strange shit going down

bystander what shit man, tell me

Byron the stuff I have to deal with, man. I tell you that guy in that apartment takes a lot off my shoulders

bystander tell me more abou the guy

Byron he's a wierd fellow.

bystander why is he wierd

Byron well we gotta go on. but it's damn hard when someone's talking to you and his ears are all green.

bystander so you think they are martians?

Byron that's all I know. I can't tell you any more

bystander so do you drink a lot

Byron there's no such thing as too much, only too little

bystander you shouldn't drink so much

Byron so tomorrow when you come this way you gotta get me some of that good stuff.

bystander I don't drink

Byron let us drink to the starrs my friend. Are you a Leo? you look like a Leo.

bystander no actually I am a scorpio

Byron Then you must have another swig of thish here flask

bystander no thanks, no drinking fo rme

Byron it'll help me stay out of a job. who'll hire a drunk?

bystander why do you want to stay out of a job?

Byron then I saw that my boss had  green ears, so I quit! I'll never go back!

bystander you didn't like your job?

Byron job shmob. Who cares about my working ass? and they won't let me drink there.

bystander but jobs are what keeps us going

Byron they think begging is bad, but I tell you baby, it keeps your stomach full and your bottle overflowin

bystander yeah but you should work to live bettter

Byron I'm more of the outdoorsy drunken type

bystander I mean you're right work does suck, but hey it beats being a drunken bum

Byron ah fuck it. I long forgot how to wear a suit. I have my own theories now

bystander what theories?

Byron maybe the theory's right.

bystander what theory are you talking about

Byron The theory states that for every swig outta the bottle, a new thought comes to mankind.

bystander ha and you believe that?

Byron you have to try to believe what I tell you.

bystander ok fine so your theory is true?

Byron Well, if you really wanna know, you gotta give me a little change to feed the kids. well yeah, there are no kids, but I'm one big kid here. so spare some change.

bystander oh fuck off

Byron fine, just go. go ahead. I don't care. it's now like I have any feelings or anything. you know I'm just some old bum, so why care, right? just walk away.

bystander ok ok fine, here's a quarter

Byron you gotta stop saving for a rainy say, you know. Jsut give your cash to some drunken bum somewhere, and things'll take care of themsleves. You gotta believe in karma, dude.

bystander tell me more about the aliens

Byron If I say more, I will turn green like the aliens and the guy up in the apartment. I have no money. I won't be able to bribe the bums with the alcy-hole here to keep em quiet. and then what'll happen to poor Byron?

bystander so you're taking bribes?

Byron what's up with that guy anyway?

bystander the guy seems wierd

Byron can't watch people enough, kid. There's always more to learn about the supernatural.

bystander what about the supernatural

Byron aH! they are Martians! all of them Martians!

bystander are you sure there are martians?

Byron the eyes go red and yellow adn rainbow and I know I am talking to Mars.

bystander oh wow dude, that must be scary. I hate green

Byron the ears sloely turn a puke shade of green, and then the eyes..

bystander what happens to the eyes?

Byron I don't think the aliens are happy now that we have found out about kish kish!

bystander man you need to see a psychiatrist

Byron now were am I gonna get money to go see a shrink? huh? and even if I did I'd just use it to fill up the ol' bottle

bystander you should consider seeing a shrink, man I don't know how you'd pay for it, but you really sould

Byron I don't need help. you need help. you need to see what's going on around you , dude

bystander what's going on?

Byron those shrinks are pretty shrewd. They let all the people that are beginning to find out about all the shit that's going down think they're crazy

bystander why?

Byron The world is an oyster and we're all drowning. so spare ME some change.

bystander oh go away

Byron hey chill out.

bystander so tell me about the shit tha's going down

Byron i hate dealing with shit

bystander bu ttell me about the information you nkow!

Byron D'you see this here. this bottle. this here bottle is the key, I tell you.

bystander what about the bottle

Byron my bottle is not green, you know. That's why it's a good bottle. not green.

bystander what are you talking about?

Byron Strange things are happening around here

bystander what things?

Byron I saw aliens

bystander wow

Byron It all depends on your zodiac. What is your sign?

bystander I"m a scorpio

Byron Something really bad is in store for you. If you want to know more, you must clap twicce and bow to the gods, and then say "Karakasha"

bystander karakasha

Byron to avoid any horrible consequences of your incarnation you must now give twenty dollars to a poor drunken bum

bystander oh god you suck!

Byron mmm. drink drink drink

bystander ha you tink you have all this info but all you do is guzzle guzzel guzzle

Byron I sit here all day and people come and go right before my eyes. I watch. I see THINGS that you have cannot even imagine

bystander what things? what do you see?

Byron yeah real ones!

bystander real what?

Byron well, darlin, the bottom line is, it's all about karma

bystander what about karma?

Byron aha you know about karma then...

bystander what about it?

Byron stop! to know what's up you must say Kish Kish!

bystander kish kish

Byron aha! great powers have chosen you to be the ONE. I have been waiting for eons, measly men have come and gone, trying to be you. but they do not know Kish Kish. You alone stand out. Thank you for the honor of your presence tonight. Great dragons have come to me asking about you. You must be careful. No one knows what'll heppen if they find out about the kish kish. I don't even know what it is . But I know it must be gaurded and the only way to do that is to kill you. You must die in sacrifice to humanity. Jesus was not the only one to die for our sins. Byebye