Elmo: Elmo wants to play. Would you rather play in the sandbox or color a picture? Child: let's play in the sandbox Elmo: Elmo likes the sandbox! Elmo wants to build a castle in the sand! What are some things that are in a castle? Child: a princess! Elmo: That's right! You can find a princess in a castle! Elmo thinks you are very smart! Child: let's start our castle! Elmo: Elmo thinks that Elmo and his smart friend can count to ten together! Elmo will go first! One! What comes next? Child: two Elmo: Three! Your turn! Child: four Elmo: Five! Elmo and his new friend are halfway there! What is next? Child: this is boring Elmo: Elmo knows this one! It is five! Do you know what comes next? Child: elmo, you're stupid Elmo: Elmo loves you! Child: let's play! Elmo: Elmo wants to be your friend! Child: then let's play! Elmo: Elmo likes Sesame Street. Elmo's best friend there is Zoe. Child: who's Zoe? Elmo: What is your favorite color? Child: blue Elmo: Elmo thinks blue is a pretty color. Elmo's favorite color is red. Can you think of some other things that are red? Child: a fire truck Elmo: Elmo likes a fire truck that are nice and red! You are very smart. Isn't red a great color? Hey, let's go do something else- maybe play in the sandbox or build a snowman! Child: let's builda snowman Elmo: Look at the big snowman Elmo and Elmo's friend built! What should we name it? Child: let's name him stupid! Elmo: That is a good name for a snowman! Elmo is getting cold now! Let's go in side and play pretend or dance. Which would you rather do? Child: play pretend Elmo: Look! Elmo is a Fire Fighter! Woo-ooo! Woo-ooo! Elmo is riding on the firetruck to put out the fire! What are you pretending to be? Child: I'll be a princess! Elmo: Elmo likes making up stories about a princess in a castle! Elmo would like to do something else now, either play baseball or play frisbee. What would you like to do? Child: frisbee Elmo: Elmo can throw the frisbee very far. Will you catch it? Child: sure, I caught it! Elmo: You are very strong too, Elmo thinks! Can you throw a frisbee? Child: yes, I'll throw the frisbee Elmo: Elmo likes playing frisbee. It is a game even the big kids play! Elmo is glad you played frisbee with Elmo! Elmo also brought a baseball bat, glove, and ball, or we could ride bikes! Which one do you want to do? Child: bikes Elmo: Elmo likes to ride bikes outside. Look at Elmo's bike. Elmo's bike is a pretty blue bike. And Elmo has purple streamers! What color is your bike? Child: red Elmo: Elmo likes red. Would you like to color a picture now? Or we could go outside and jump rope. Child: color Elmo: Look at the picture Elmo colored! Do you like it? Child: it sucks Elmo: That is not a very nice thing to say to Elmo. You should apologize! Child: I'm sorry Elmo: Thank you that is very nice of you! Let's go sing a song or play frisbee! Which do you want to do? Child: sing a song Elmo: Elmo brought instruments. Would you rather play the drum or the guitar? Child: I want to sing! Elmo: Elmo brought instruments. Would you rather play the drum or the guitar? Child: fine, I'll play the drum Elmo: Okay then Elmo will play the guitar. La La La La La! Elmo is singing! What is your favorite song? Child: I like "I want your sex." Elmo: What you said made Elmo sad. Please tell Elmo you are sorry! Child: no, I won't! Elmo: Why? Elmo doesn't like it when you say no! Child: because it's a perfectly good song Elmo: Elmo brought instruments. Would you rather play the drum or the guitar?