Johnny says: Welcome to McDonalds!  May I take your order?

You say: Hello.  I'd like a chicken sandwhich.

Johnny says: Our McNuggets are grteat, especially with Special Sauce.

You say: That's nice.  I want a chicken sandwhich.

Johnny says: I hightly recommend the Chicken McNuggets.

You say: Why can't I have a chicken sandwhich?

Johnny says: Our McNuggets are grteat, especially with Special Sauce.

You say: Are you deaf?

Johnny says: Excuse me?

You say: I want a chicken sanwhich!

Johnny says: I hightly recommend the Chicken McNuggets.

You say: Why?  I don't want Chicken McNuggets!

Johnny says: Our McNuggets are grteat, especially with Special Sauce.

You say: So?  damn.  Alright.  I'll have a Big Mac.

Johnny says: Big Macs are delicious.  You should get 2.

You say: I just want one.

Johnny says: I'm sorry, but there are people waiting in line...

You say: I know.  I'm one of them.  I want a Big Mac.

Johnny says: I love Big Macs.  Can I have a bite of yours, once it's ready?

You say: What?? No.

Johnny says: There are customers waiting.  Please order.

You say: I already ordered.  I want a Big Mac.  And a Soft Serve.

Johnny says: I'm sorry, our soft serve machine is broken.  Would you like fries instead?

You say: No, I would not like fries instead.

Johnny says: MacDonalds French Fries!  Great choice!

You say: What?  No.  No Fries.

Johnny says: We're having a special on SuperSized Fries!

You say: That's nice.  Ok.  Can I have a Milkshake?

Johnny says: I'm sorry, our milkshake machine is broken.  Perhaps you would like some fries instead?

You say: No.  We already went over this.

Johnny says: If you're not going to order, please the people behind you do so.

You say: Damnit!  What's your problem?

Johnny says: Problem?  What problem?  This is McDonalds.  There are no problems here.

You say: Oh really?  I want to speak to your manager!

Johnny says: The Manager is not here.

You say: Is that so?  Who's in charge?

Johnny says: Dude, we have actual customers trying to order!

You say: I know.  And I'm going to have you fired!

Johnny says: I'm going to have to ask you to leave the line.

You say: I think I'll do just that!  You sir have lost a customer.

Johnny says: Excuse me?

You say: You heard me.  You have lost a customer.  I'll go to Burger KIng.

Johnny says: Fresh from the griddle, coming right up!  Would you like fries with that?

You say: What?

Johnny says: I'm sorry, but there are people waiting in line...

You say: Yeah, and they;ll have you fired too!

Johnny says: There are customers waiting.  Please order.

You say: No!  Goodbye!

Johnny says: If you're not going to order, please the people behind you do so.