Orelious speaks: (You are on the computer when you see a flash of light, and suddenly you're in the middle of a large laboratory. There is a chalk circle on the ground, in front of which is...) "Oh dear. How ever did *you* get here?" What do you wish to say? Who...who are you? Orelious speaks: *Goat* We are Orelious Fara'mir Ambrose. *bows* As you can tell, we are a chimera. ~Snake~: And it'sss a pleassure to meet you. What do you wish to say? A chimera? What is a chimera? Orelious speaks: *Goat* Ah yes, a creature of your myth. Supposedly my kind lived on your planet, then migrated to Mogri afterwards. Hmph. What do you wish to say? What are you talking about? My planet? Orelious speaks: *Goat* Your planet was, and still is, full of uncaring people going about their own lives, aggressive fools. Such were the people which exiled the creatures of magic. What do you wish to say? Hey! I didn't exile any magical creatures! Orelious speaks: *Goat* Yes, in the beginning of our world, a few from Earth came to our world to create new life. Only later did they find the result to be the same. What do you wish to say? What result? What happened? And how did I get here? Orelious speaks: @Lioness@ Well, you see that circle there? We were in the middle of casting a spell. Then, suddenly you appeared. We certainly didn't mean to bring you here. What do you wish to say? A spell? What sort of spell was it? Can you get me home? Orelious speaks: *Goat* Well, ahem, the spell we were trying to cast was an interdimensional teleport spell. We were trying to get home. Instead, we bring you here. What do you wish to say? How do you get me home? Orelious speaks: ~Snake~ Why go home. Why not just stay here with us, little one? What do you wish to say? I don't want to stay here! Orelious speaks: *Goat* Why, this is our lab. Don't you know proper scientific equipment when you see it? What do you wish to say? Nice equipment. You do science and magic? Orelious speaks: @Lioness@ Well, science can only go so far in the world. Just as the Goat's stubbornness can only take him so far. But we deal with him. What do you wish to say? Who is the Goat? Orelious speaks: *Goat* (ahem) I am Arthur the Goat. I apologize for bringing you here. I'll try to get you back. Now where is that book... What do you wish to say? What book are you talking about? Orelious speaks: *Lioness* Oh, this is the Book of Mogri. The last remains of our homeland. Maybe it'll have an answer. What do you wish to say? What is Mogri? What does the book say? Orelious speaks: (Of the Wonders and Magic of Mogri) What do you wish to say? What is Mogri again? Orelious speaks: *Goat* Mogri was the last home of magic after you humans destroyed it on Earth. And we are the last product living of that world. What do you wish to say? How did humans destroy your world? Orelious speaks: @Lioness@ Dear, I don't think the Goat really wants to talk about this... What do you wish to say? Okay. But can you get me home? Orelious speaks: @Lioness@ Hmm...getting home...um...have we told you about the spacious accomodations here on Furry? What do you wish to say? What's Furry? Orelious speaks: *Goat* Oh, the furries. Animals that walk on two legs, and talk, and such. I believe your proper term is anthropomorphs. This is their world. What do you wish to say? But how do I get home? Orelious speaks: @Lioness@ Well, the furries here are quite nice, and friendly...well, most of them. What do you wish to say? I don't want to hear about that. What does the Book say? Is there an answer to fix the spell? Orelious speaks: @Lioness@ It took us many years to create a spell that would broach the dimensional gate. And it seemed to have worked...in reverse. What do you wish to say? Can't you reverse the spell, then? Orelious speaks: *Goat* Of course, we probably did something in reverse! Cianna, get out the Book of Mogri! What do you wish to say? What does the book say? Orelious speaks: *Lioness* Oh, this is the Book of Mogri. The last remains of our homeland. Maybe it'll have an answer. What do you wish to say? Is there an answer? Orelious speaks: *Goat* (paging through the book) Well, let's see...Dimension Teleport...ingredients, mixing ratio, gestures, incantation...there are so many steps, it may be difficult to find. What do you wish to say? Perhaps it was something with the ingredients? Orelious speaks: @Lioness@ (paging through) Hmm...eye of newt, wing of bat, your generic magical components...Arthur, did we add the gooey slime? *Goat* Yes, dear, the gooey slime was first. @Lioness@ Well, then, it can't be this. What do you wish to say? Then what could it be? Orelious speaks: (there is a smash as flasks go flying) *Goat* Monty, I've told you not to go wandering around the lab. ~Snake~ Well, excussse me. What do you wish to say? What about the incantation? Orelious speaks: *Goat* Ah, yes, of course, the incantation! Cianna, you said it all wrong! @Lioness@ Well, that's because you told me the wrong one! ~Snake~ Tsk, tsk. Let's get this human back. (They chant, and in a burst of light, you're home again.)