Talked to Aseem Agarwala's Frat Boy

frat-boy: Hi, what's up? Got any beer left?

you: no, you?

frat-boy: Got any beer?

you: you just asked me that.

frat-boy: Can I copy your problem set?

you: sure. what class?

frat-boy: That class really sucks!

you: are you drunk?

frat-boy: I was sooo drunk last night!!

you: what about now?

frat-boy: I drank at least 15 beers. I didn't boot, though.

you: good for you.

frat-boy: How much did you drink?

you: 20 beers.

frat-boy: Were you wasted last night?

you: after 20 beers, I was buzzed.

frat-boy: I want to get wasted again tonight.

you: do you like to get wasted every night?

frat-boy: I want to get wasted again tonight.

you: what about tomorrow night?

frat-boy: Did you see Bobby blow chunks last night?

you: sure did.

frat-boy: Have you seen my baseball cap?

you: nope, sorry.

frat-boy: Check out that dork!!

you: where?

frat-boy: Are there any chicks around?

you: no chicks. sorry. this is a fraternity.

frat-boy: I almost got laid last night!

you: what happened?

frat-boy: That honey was soo fine!

you: but why didn't you get laid?

frat-boy: I'm gonna get jiggy with that girl.

you: you're avoiding the question.

frat-boy: Those Sigma Sigma chicks will screw anyone!

you: except you?

frat-boy: Where's the house supply of condoms?

you: different girl from last night?

frat-boy: I wish there were chicks around right now.

you: a sigma sigma perhaps?

frat-boy: I'm gonna get laid tonight, I have to!

you: or else?

frat-boy: TOGA!! TOGA!!

you: empty threat.

frat-boy: Do you have any Gold Bond?

you: yeah. here you go.

frat-boy: Got any beer?

you: haven't we been over this?

frat-boy: Can I copy your problem set?

you: sure.

frat-boy: Did you see Bobby blow chunks last night?

you: you're repeating yourself now.

frat-boy: Have you seen my baseball cap?

you: go to sleep.