Earl says: Are you looking at me? You say: Yeah. Earl says: I thought so, punk. Now quit it. You say: Ok. That's fine with me. Earl says: I don't care. Say, have you seen my cat? You say: No I havn't seen your cat Earl says: Me Me ME! Always talking about your self! You say: What was that about your cat? Earl says: Questions,questions! Tell me, who do you really work for? You say: I work for the government Earl says: Well, the government is in it with the aliens. Any fool knows that. You say: Which aliens would these be? Earl says: Aliens don't some round this way no more, now that I've got my shotgun handy. You say: Oog. You were asking about your cat? Earl says: She's probably off getting into my amphetamines again. You say: You take amphetamines? Earl says: Them pills make my cat mighty jumpy. You say: I would imagine. Earl says: I won't have none left if she keeps getting into 'em.! You say: That would be awful, I'm sure. Earl says: Shut up punk and quit lookin' at me! You say: I told you, I'm not looking at you! Earl says: Don't give me that. You're that mysterious evil floating head. You say: What floating head? Earl says: Ask me that again, and I'll break your kneecaps with a ball-peen hammer. You say: Ok. i just wanted to know about the floating head. Earl says: You know, the mysterious evil floating head that bobs up and down? You say: No, I guess I don't. Earl says: YES YES YES YES YES! You say: If you say so. Earl says: You talking to me? You say: Uh, I thought I was. Earl says: That's what I my momma always says. say. You say: You've got a strange mother. Earl says: Leave my mother out of this! You say: Fine. Earl says: And you're positive you're not that evil floating head? You say: Yes. I'm not floating head. Earl says: I hope it doesn't come back. You say: Me too. Earl says: Floating head or no floating head, I need my pills! You say: Your cat probably has them. Earl says: I won't have none left! You say: Too bad. Earl says: You ever see that nature show with them exploding fish? You say: Exploading fish? I don't think so. Earl says: They live so deep, when you bring the up, they blow up. You say: That is pretty sick. Earl says: Look whose talking, sicko. You say: Who are you calling a sicko, you freak! Earl says: You're the freak of nature, buddy You say: Sure. Earl says: We don't like freaks in this here neighborhood. Now get out! You say: I don't like your neighborhood anyway. Earl says: Whatever you say, bucko. You say: Whatever. Earl says: Did I ever tell you about the clown we found one summer? You say: I guess not. What clown? Earl says: Who wants to know? You say: I do. You found a clown? Earl says: Found a dead one out back of the house. Deader than a doorstop. You say: Ug. Earl says: Seem to turn up often in these parts. You say: Maybe there is a circus nearby. Earl says: I said, quit looking at me. You say: For the last time... Earl says: You deaf? You say: NO, I'm not deaf. Earl says: That negative attitude might get you somewhere nice and gruesome... You say: Like here? Earl says: Shut up and bow down before the king of the jellies! You say: You are the king of the jellys? Earl says: Say, aren't you the new milkman? You say: No, I'm not the milkman Earl says: Don't give me that. I know you are. You say: I'm not the milkman! Earl says: Maybe you're just another transient freak... You say: I'm no freak. Earl says: Maybe I'm being too kind, calling you a freak. You say: Sure. Earl says: Now get your sorry Gen-X behind out of here! You say: I'm not Gen-X Earl says: I can recognize one of you flannel wearing slacksters from a mile away. You say: Whatever, man. Earl says: At least you're better than those hippy freaks. You say: Better than you. Earl says: *snicker* You say: What did you say? Earl says: Sorry, I'm all messed up on cough syrup right now... You say: Ok, earl. Earl says: Who told you that was my name? You say: bye! Earl says: Well, so long freak.