|Spiderman:||Hi. Thanks for coming on this interview in such short notice.|
|Billy:||Oh, that is no problem. I feel honored that you asked me.
Wow, I am actually talking to Spiderman. This is so cool. If I play my cards right I will be working with him. Then all the girls will love me. Then I can be the one ignoring people, Miss Joanne Montgomery. I am so nervous though. I hope he doesn't notice.
|Spiderman:||Well, I was looking at your resume and I thought that you could have something there that I might need.|
|Billy:||I am glad. I am sure that me and you can work out just great.
Then all the girls would be lining up in from of my door. I would have to install one of those number machines... Now serving... 145... 145. This is going to work out just great.
|Spiderman:||I hope so. I am a little tired of working solo. I want to have someone to work with. Someone that I can talk to and explain things to. Someone who can share in all my experiences.|
|Billy:||I understand. It can get really lonely being a superhero and sometimes you want a sidekick to watch out for your back and for you to bail out of trouble once in a while. I just said something good. These superhero types always need someone to protect and care for.|
|Spiderman:||Wait a minute, I am not looking to gain a liability here. If you can't handle it, then maybe I should look elsewhere.|
|Billy:||Maybe I was wrong about that "someone to care for" idea.
No. No, that is not what I am saying. I want to pull my own weight. I can be something special for you. We can be the greatest superhero team ever.
But when we come up against some really nasty super villians, don't be looking for me. I ain't getting myself killed like the boy wonder. I am here for the girls and a dead man can't love the women!!!