| Spiderman: | Have you fought anyone physically? Have you saved any lives? Can you tell me something of your crime fighting experience? Especially of a time when you have used your frisbee. |
| Billy: | Oh, I have done things like stop robberies. I remember once I stop a person from trying to steal from the candy store.
At least I pretended to stop. But I sure if I was too frightened at the time I would have done something to stop it. |
| Spiderman: | Was this some little kid or a grown man? |
| Billy: | This was a grown man. Maybe early 20's. He held a gun up to the store owner and demanded all the money in the register. I happened to be walking by and noticed that there was a guy that seemed to be acting suspiciously like a lookout. When he saw me, he pretended like he was talking on the phone but he didn't pick up the receiver. When I passed by, I glanced in the window and I saw the guy harassing the clerk. I continued around the corner and I took out my frisbee. I went to back to the store and I just let my frisbee fly. I knocked the lookout out and then when the other guy came out. I knocked him out too. The owner called the police and they took him away. I didn't stay around to claim the glory.
Actually, I didn't plan on coming back. I went home to play with my frisbee and it actually went flying around the corner. I guess it must have hit the guy really hard and knocked him out. But it also let loose its water balloons because the ground was all wet. When the other guy came out he wasn't paying attention and he just slipped and bumped his head on the ground. I mean we could probably watch these guys on America's Dumbest Criminals. |
| Spiderman: | Why not? |
| Billy: | I was just happy to help out.
Plus, I didn't do anything on purpose |
| Spiderman: | I understand. |
| Billy: | I have other stories similar to that... stopping people in allies. I suppose it has been about twenty or so people. The police in my neighborhood call me the Frisbee Kid. I was in the newspaper once. I don't have the article though.
What am I doing? Why don't I just shut up. I am digging myself a hole. Complicated lies will get me caught easier. Keep it simple. What if he decides to check on the article? Oh my gosh. I hope he doesn't look for that article. |
| Spiderman: | I don't need the article. |
| Billy: | Whew!!! |
| Spiderman: | Your story is easy enough to check. |
| Billy: | Gulp |
| Spiderman: | How do you get around? As you may know, I go slinging around the city. I move pretty quickly that way. Would you be able to keep up? |
| Billy: | This is a question I have actually thought about. I imagine myself flying around on a giant hovering frisbee but my father doesn't know how to build one. So I will have to travel the old fashioned way.
Well, the only thing I have is bike. I mean I can cut through traffic like those messengers but I am sure it is not comparable to the speed you get when you are web-slinging. But a good thing is that most of the crime fighting happens at night and there are less cars. |