I Must Be Drunk

Tune: It must be love (Madness)

I never thought I could spew
Half as much as I do
And I never thought I'd chuck that way,
I'm sorry I barfed over you.

As soon as I wake up,
Every night, every day,
I blow my chunks up in the sink
And wash them all away.

I must be drunk,drunk,drunk.
I must be drunk,drunk,drunk.

Boddingtons and John Smiths,
It's great when you're pissed.

Armitage Shanks at midnight
I thought I could take it - I was wrong.
Here come the carrots.
It'll be bile before long.

I've got to be rat-arsed,
Every night, every day,
I couldn't be happy
Any other way.

I must be drunk,drunk,drunk.
I must be drunk,drunk,drunk.

Burgers with tjadiki sauce
Come up later, of course.

I always drink twelve pints
Every night, every day,
Next morning I scrape the sick
Off of my duvet.

I must be drunk,drunk,drunk.
I must be drunk,drunk,drunk.