A student is at a desk, centre
stage, doing an exam. Student is reading the paper.
v/o: Hmm.
Question 1. You are ice-skating with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse when all of
a sudden the Queen Mother grabs hold of you and uses you as a ten pin bowling ball.
As the pin resetting machine crashes down on your head you are whisked to your own
personal hell where a mutant alligator cleaves off your face with a rusty sword.
Discuss.
Student: (looks up) This exam's a nightmare.